Jun
11
2008
Last night when I hit the airport, it was deserted. I guess mid-evening flights aren’t all that popular for most people. The really surprising part was that there was no waiting at the security checkpoint. I half expected to see a long line despite the sparsity of travelers. And since I didn’t have to use the buffer I always build into my schedule to deal with security, I decided to have a little fun. No, I didn’t try to tell them I had forgotten my ID, but I did ask the the TSA agent if she’d heard of the new “No ID” policy and what the current policy was concerning flying without ID. And no big surprise, she really didn’t know all that much about current or future policy.
To be fair, the TSA agent did say she’d heard ‘something about that’, but she had never had to deal with anyone who refused to show ID. This tells me that besides being an ineffective security policy, the TSA’s new policy is unnecessary and hollow. There’s not enough people out there refusing to show ID to make a real impact on flying in the first place, so all the new policy is doing is giving people like me more to write about. I’m so surprised.
I’m not adventurous enough to be one of the people to challenge the new TSA policy. I think it’s a useless security measure, something that’s all for show and will have no real impact on our security in airports. It might create a problem for people who are going to create problems anyways, but it won’t have any effect on any supposed ‘terrorists’ out there.
I just wonder if I ask about the policy after June 21st if I’ll get the same reaction?
Jun
10
2008
The TSA amazes me sometimes. But usually they just leave me shaking my head. Their latest brain storm is to change their policy to state that you can’t fly without showing ID, sort of. Starting June 21st, you can ‘t claim personal or religious reasons for not showing ID at the checkpoint or you’ll be denied passage. On the other hand, if you claim you forgot you’re ID at home, you’ll be more thoroughly searched and let go on your merry way. Huh?
As Lori MacVittie pointed out to me on Twitter, if you tell the truth and stand up for your personal rights, you’ll be denied entry to the airport proper. However, if you lie through your teeth and just leave your ID in your wallet or purse, you’ll be able to walk on through the security process with minimal problems. You get rewarded for lying and punished for standing up for your rights??! Yet again the TSA comes up with a policy that does absolutely nothing to strengthen the security of airports and does everything to slow down travel and interfere with legitimate travelers.
I can’t wait to see what Bruce Schneier has to say about this one. I just hope it’s more than a couple sentences and a large quote from the article this time. If this move isn’t something that meets Bruce’s definition of ‘security theater’ I don’t know what will. This strikes me as nothing more than an attempt to punish people who want to exercise a constitutional right. The people who’ve complained the loudest about TSA’s security practices and challenged them the most are now basically being told “Shut up and get back in line”.
This change in policy doesn’t do anything to make us safer. Bad guys will lie through their teeth and everyone else will just keep plodding through the lines and hoping they’ll make their flights on time. And overall, there will be no changes to the security of the airports, just another really small hurdle the bad guys will have to overcome.
I wonder sometimes if the TSA doesn’t throw out policies like this just to get some attention. Maybe they’re really a bunch of comedians and this is their way of keeping us entertained. In any case, I hope they read Mr. Schneier’s reaction to this and ignore the rest of us. After all, I have to fly tonight and I’d hate to have someone at the TSA read this before then. I’ll show my ID, but I’m sure they could find a reason to search me if they set their minds to it.
Jun
09
2008
Do any of the items on this list apply to you? I know there was more than one of them that made me chuckle.
My personal favorites are:
“You lock your screensaver with twice as much insistence when security friends are around than when strangers are, because you’re not nearly as worried about a stranger’s intentions.”
Strangers aren’t going to mess with your computer just so they can make fun of you later!
“You suspect that every banner and Flash ad on every Web site is hosting malicious JavaScript.”
They aren’t?
“You loath government interference with the Internet because you know they will only mess it up more and not fix the problem (see CAN-SPAM Act).”
This one speaks for itself.
“You can’t prevent yourself from laughing out loud when someone announces they think that computer viruses, buffer overflows, or whatever will be solved in five years.”
Which strikes me as a good one to end my review of the list on.